LITERAL Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood TrailerMP3! - bit.ly POSTERS! - dft.ba Shirts! - bit.ly NEW Gameplay channel! youtube.com Click-To-Tweet! tinyurl.com Subscribe! bit.ly iTunes Store - bit.ly Subscribe for daily TobyVlogs! bit.ly Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood. Literally. By Toby Turner. Toby Links: TOBUSCUS SHIRTS! - bit.ly Twitter: www.twitter.com Facebook Fan: www.facebook.com Blog: www.tobyturner.com The lyrics, as transcribed by JigSawPuppet on fxp.co.il Stargate, UbiSoft, SPARKLE A white matrix picks a date then faaaaaaaade. and people say Rome wasn't built in a dayyyyy - AH BLOOM TRANSITION The birds get the hell out of there. Because they know something's going down Is he gonna die? No, it's a medium shot. Pan, zoom, and slow-mo means he's the target. Mysterious hooded man watches (from a distance) Take a second to look awesome Time to go. Walk in slow-motion So you still look awesome. Guard just saw you, And he's gonna shot you. But don't mind him Just keep looking awesome. That shadow will take care of him WHITE! Guard says "Stop!" Just kill him with your awesome The other got it by an arrow so you're good. PART THE RED SEA Hopefully those guards have good armor No, they don't. Maybe they do They don't. Now act like you didn't do it. They're not buying it... Target comes out of his shelter He's distracted by a feather. He's like, "SHOOT ME!" He likes feathers. He looks up when he remembers Ooh, I LOVE birds! Nod at the bird and PEOPLE DIE Everywhere PEOPLE DIE Target doesn't die, HE'S FINE! Target sends ...
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LITERAL Assassin's Creed Revelations TrailerMP3: itunes.apple.com Daily Vlogs: youtube.com Game Commentary: youtube.com POSTERS! - dft.ba Fans! facebook.com Shirts! bit.ly Twitter! bit.ly Recomposed by Brennan Anderson brennananderson.com LYRICS: Stargate, Ubisoft, Sparkle. Fade in to the left hand of a sleepy man. How'd he fall asleep there? Help up the sleepy hooded man. That's what beds are for. Drag him cross the stone floor. Front shot then a shot from the ceiling. He could get carpet burned. Slow fade. Cut to white on a boat, I'm looking ahead. Holding on a rope. I am... nauseous, Now I'm alone, and walking away. And I'm afraid of heights. Oh sh**, how'd I get up here? If I fall then I would be dead. I made it down alright. I feel great... RAAHH! GOD! COME ON! Whoever shot that arrow's gonna pay. Enter Bald Guy With a Cape. Break the arrow off, you can take a bald guy. Then you see the bald guy joined by some other guys. RUN UP! In slow motion, kick a guy in the head. Stab his friend. Spin around, roll off. Punch a face. Start out in slow motion first, then use your speed hack. Grab a sword, use it to deflect. Stab him in the back. Get down just in time, and slap him in the face. Friendly Fire's on, apparently. Why unsheath your blade? Make 'em use their own. Time out, lemme get my Weap's... IN SLOW-MO. I am the first X-Man. That joke's ahead of our time, but you still gonna die! Who the hell is that guy? The second X-Man. Don't watch him walk away, or you'll lose a hidden blade and get surrounded. OOWHITE ...
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LITERAL Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Trailer Parody HDiTunes! bit.ly TWEET!! tinyurl.com CAREFUL, HARRY shirts - bit.ly Harry Potter. Literally. SUBSCRIBE!!! bit.ly TOBUSCUS SHIRTS! - bit.ly Lyrics: Introductory helicopter nature shot. Bad guy at a safe distance Second helicopter introductory nature shot bad guy at an uncomfortably close distance (turn) Careful Harry, he doesn't have a nose. Harry needs some sleep. And he needs a nose. And he needs some sleep. And some new glasses. And he needs a manicure. Don't sleep yet Harry, he's gonna kill you LOOK OUT! Spell, dodge, too many passengers, dramatic turn, how does that hold him up? First time he touched a girl Pan up pointy roof Leaf bed look right This movie is extremely important Force field dissolves Dramatically raise hand That train is screwed Slowly look left This movie is the most important movie you will ever see Back up in a library Raise your hand and a wand Dragon's pissed, Weasley's scared Of a bunch of bad guys but he acts brave while he runs. You've gotta buy 2 tickets Masked guy on a broom swerve Run throw exploding Running closer shot cast a spell DUCK be careful with that stick too late. Ok, time out. Oh thank god ok. Catchin my breath. He's grabbin his face, whatever. Ok go! Dragon take off People running Downhill people running Flex Part 1 November walking Chase that fire you wizards flying horse lizard look out harry Too late got him, help him Ron. PART 2 July 2 BURNING People Running backwards Screaming wave-hand upskirt Windy Kissing Snape cast spell ...
Duration:2.55 min.
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Annoying Orange - Rolling in the DoughOrange annoys a lump of Dough...and then continues to annoy him as he has the worst day ever. FACEBOOK IT: on.fb.me TWEET IT: bit.ly FREE version of my video game Kitchen Carnage: iTunes: bit.ly Android: bit.ly MERCH: AO TOYS! bit.ly T-SHIRTS: jcp.is iPHONE/iPOD GAME: bit.ly iPAD GAME: bit.ly ANDROID GAME: bit.ly MUSIC: bit.ly FOLLOW ME: TWITTER: twitter.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com GOOGLE+: bit.ly MY WEBSITE: annoyingorange.com WATCH MY EPISODES! http CREATED BY: DANEBOE: youtube.com DANEBOE GAMING CHANNEL: youtube.com DANEBOE 2ND CHANNEL: youtube.com TOBUSCUS as DOUGH, LOAF, HEEL: youtube.com BOBJENZ as BUTTER: www.youtube.com KEVIN BRUECK as FLOUR: youtube.com
Duration:3.42 min.
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SAFETY TORCH!!Get it on iTunes! - itunes.apple.com SHIRTS! - tobuscus.spreadshirt.com Slap Bracelets! http Posters! bit.ly Fans! facebook.com Daily Vlogs: youtube.com TobyGames! bit.ly Twitter! bit.ly Dailybooth! dailybooth.com Animated by GonzoSSm - youtube.com Guitar & Drums by Terabrite - youtube.com Lyrics/Vocals by Toby Turner. Look at little Tim Tim, sleeping so soundly. WAKE UP TIMMY, WHAT IF THERE'S A MONSTER?! Don't be scared, Timmy, or he'll eat you. Monsters smell fear. Lucky for you, I got a SAFETY TORCH! Put it on your porch, make a SAFETY PORCH! Put it in the hallway. SAFETY TORCH! Scare the monsters away. SAFETY TORCH! That'll be 50 bucks. But my house is on fire. Tim Tim, things are looking grim grim, But lucky for you you, I have come with a solution! It's your lucky day! SAFETY WATER! Put it in a bucket. SAFETY WATER! Pour it on the fire! SAFETY WATER! Maybe make a bubble bath. SAFETY WATER! First one's on the house. Ha ha ha. I see what you did there. First one's on the house. Ha ha ha, yeah. Just the first one though, but it took quite a few, so those, plus all the safety torches. No! So that'll be... let's just call it... 500 bucks. I don't have 500 bucks! Oh, that's fine! I'll bill your parents. NO! Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night. My parents are gonna kill me. ANIMATED TOBUSCUS - SAFETY TORCH!! Tags: ANIMATED TOBUSCUS SAFETY TORCH toby turner song nugget in biscuit animation cartoon music video minecraft
Duration:1.38 min.
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NUGGET in a BISCUIT!!Nugget in a Biscuit iTUNES! itunes.apple.com NUGGET SHIRT! tobuscus.spreadshirt.com RINGTONE - http Animator - youtube.com Posters! bit.ly Fans! facebook.com Daily Vlogs: youtube.com TobyGames! bit.ly Twitter! bit.ly Dailybooth! dailybooth.com Tags: NUGGET in BISCUIT toby turner tobuscus song original flash animation comedy funny itunes chicken
Duration:2.42 min.
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LITERAL BioShock Infinite TrailerTweet! tinyurl.com Get this on iTunes!! bit.ly Everything else on iTunes - bit.ly LITERAL SHIRTS! bit.ly (Most literally, the 'I am wearing a shirt.' shirt. You're welcome!) Subscribe for weekly Tobuscus! bit.ly Subscribe for daily TobyVlogs! bit.ly PreOrder Reach! - amzn.to That should give you a $20 game credit. SUBSCRIBE!!! bit.ly BioShock Infinite. Literally. By Toby Turner. Toby Links: TOBUSCUS SHIRTS! - bit.ly Twitter: www.twitter.com Facebook Fan: www.facebook.com Blog: www.tobyturner.com LYRICS
Duration:2.65 min.
User rating: 4.924004

LITERAL Tron Legacy Trailer ParodyTron Legacy. Literally. TWEET!! tinyurl.com SUBSCRIBE!!! bit.ly TOBUSCUS SHIRTS! - bit.ly Tron Legacy Literal Trailer LYRICS (written out by cezrulez) cezrulez Heres the lyricks for tron! Heres the lyricks for tron! Motorcycle, switch lanes, reckless. Swerve right, jump, don't miss your exit! Driving uphill, pan up quickly. Panning down, you have arrived at Flynn's Rear-view mirror, focus. Enter, turn on flashlight. SWITCHBOX! Flip it, games all turn on. Top-view walking, tilt up pan down. Ignore the other arcade games. Towards the only one that matters, TRON. Blue light, look at a quarter. Insert quarter, gets rejected. Pick it up, don't waste your quarter. Look at the arcade game, touch it. Tron rotating, cut. Shhhhh..... Wipe the dust off of a touchscreen. Oh @*#$, turn around, something's rising. Lens lights up, light grows to blinding, cut. Megatron gateway floating downwards. People look small, LIGHTNING, fade out. Laser-tag, wait, that's a spaceship. Looking down, things are rotating. Light-cycle speeds past, going to a building. Fade to a hot chick on a bench, look left. Tiny hand-held stargate, rack-focus. Elevating bad guys, wide shot bad guys. Step on the light floor, throw, deflect it. Blonde chick bounces, creepy guitar. Light car peels out, frisbee jetpack zoom. Walking, walking, walking, walking, cut. JEFF BRIDGES! Chunks of light come outta nowhere, Spin randomly, then they spell... Tron. Legacy. Eee, eee, eee. Fan Pics - fanstuff(@)tobyturner.com TOBY ...
Duration:2.27 min.
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LITERAL Dead Space 2 TrailerGet the MP3! itunes.apple.com Tweet! tinyurl.com Fans! facebook.com TobyGames! bit.ly Shirts! bit.ly Twitter! bit.ly Guitar track by Mike Datz Post-production by Brian C. Janes youtube.com Original Song: "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" by The Smashing Pumpkins LYRICS Don't look at the Damned Guy, and he just fades away. There's some text inside some flames. Saturn is really close. Pan down the city Hot chick turning, Isaac rocking. Shake your head, and while he's talking, words appear over his shoulder. A spike in the ribcage and you're killed. Grab a girl by the waist. Bandaged hot chick walking up. She got away but she could use some Advil. Ship pulls away. Isaac wants to take a nap, slide down wall, then fade to black. Wake him up and then its time to diieee. Falling through space, Stab yourself, Shoot something out of frame. Dodge then ship shakes. Stare at your hand, Demon gymnast, Don't get sucked into SPACE, Glowy face, Train-sition. IGN approves. Wrestle demon, Shoot a demon, Choked by a demon, Shoot a pipe, Fall into Space will leave you breathless. Ride a rollercoaster. Walk back, shooting, Bad guy jumping, Jetpack legs, reload, Hit a rock then spin. Giant flaming text distracts the pilot, so they crash. Demons, demons, demons, demons. A Transformer for some reason. Lasers, choking, dragging, glowing. You should probably get a new ship... Dead Space 2. Dead Space 2 - Launch Trailer Tags: Literal Trailer [HD] machinima videogame video game exclusive yt:quality=high ...
Duration:2.33 min.
User rating: 4.9625463

I CAN SWING MY SWORD! (Minecraft Song)Get the song on itunes! itunes.apple.com TOBUSCUS Zip Hoodies! (FREE Slap Bracelet with zip hoodie purchase!) tobuscus.spreadshirt.com Fans! http Daily Vlogs: youtube.com TobyGames! bit.ly Darkness Redness Whiteness Posters! bit.ly (free Tobuscus slap bracelet when you buy the signed ones!) Twitter! twitter.com Dailybooth! dailybooth.com I CAN SWING MY SWORD! Here's the original video where I made the song up: www.youtube.com Lyrics: Do you like my sword, sword? Sword, my diamond sword, sword You can not afford, 'ford Ford, my diamond sword, sword Even if you could, could I have a patent! No one else can make a sword Exactly in this manner, manner Welcome to my manor, manor I ca ca ca canna canna Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword Whenever I get bored, bored I can swing my sword, sword I can swing my sword, sword! Once I hit the floor boards But I had it restored And it was expensive But it was a write off! Swinging is my business And by that I mean swinging swords Please do not ignore Do you like my sword? Ha! That was rhetorical You know I am the oracle I know you like my sword It's made of freakin' diamonds If you don't you're lying But that would be fine Because it is awesome And you're probably jealous! I can swing my sword, sword 'Cause I am the lord, lord Lord of diamond swooooorrrrrddddssssah! HA HA HA HA HA! Vocals/Lyrics by Toby Turner/Tobuscus Music by Terabrite www.youtube.com Animation by GonzoSSM www.youtube.com Tags: minecraft can swing my sword diamond ...
Duration:1.70 min.
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