LITERAL Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood TrailerMP3! - bit.ly POSTERS! - dft.ba Shirts! - bit.ly NEW Gameplay channel! youtube.com Click-To-Tweet! tinyurl.com Subscribe! bit.ly iTunes Store - bit.ly Subscribe for daily TobyVlogs! bit.ly Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood. Literally. By Toby Turner. Toby Links: TOBUSCUS SHIRTS! - bit.ly Twitter: www.twitter.com Facebook Fan: www.facebook.com Blog: www.tobyturner.com The lyrics, as transcribed by JigSawPuppet on fxp.co.il Stargate, UbiSoft, SPARKLE A white matrix picks a date then faaaaaaaade. and people say Rome wasn't built in a dayyyyy - AH BLOOM TRANSITION The birds get the hell out of there. Because they know something's going down Is he gonna die? No, it's a medium shot. Pan, zoom, and slow-mo means he's the target. Mysterious hooded man watches (from a distance) Take a second to look awesome Time to go. Walk in slow-motion So you still look awesome. Guard just saw you, And he's gonna shot you. But don't mind him Just keep looking awesome. That shadow will take care of him WHITE! Guard says "Stop!" Just kill him with your awesome The other got it by an arrow so you're good. PART THE RED SEA Hopefully those guards have good armor No, they don't. Maybe they do They don't. Now act like you didn't do it. They're not buying it... Target comes out of his shelter He's distracted by a feather. He's like, "SHOOT ME!" He likes feathers. He looks up when he remembers Ooh, I LOVE birds! Nod at the bird and PEOPLE DIE Everywhere PEOPLE DIE Target doesn't die, HE'S FINE! Target sends ...
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LITERAL Assassin's Creed Revelations TrailerMP3: itunes.apple.com Daily Vlogs: youtube.com Game Commentary: youtube.com POSTERS! - dft.ba Fans! facebook.com Shirts! bit.ly Twitter! bit.ly Recomposed by Brennan Anderson brennananderson.com LYRICS: Stargate, Ubisoft, Sparkle. Fade in to the left hand of a sleepy man. How'd he fall asleep there? Help up the sleepy hooded man. That's what beds are for. Drag him cross the stone floor. Front shot then a shot from the ceiling. He could get carpet burned. Slow fade. Cut to white on a boat, I'm looking ahead. Holding on a rope. I am... nauseous, Now I'm alone, and walking away. And I'm afraid of heights. Oh sh**, how'd I get up here? If I fall then I would be dead. I made it down alright. I feel great... RAAHH! GOD! COME ON! Whoever shot that arrow's gonna pay. Enter Bald Guy With a Cape. Break the arrow off, you can take a bald guy. Then you see the bald guy joined by some other guys. RUN UP! In slow motion, kick a guy in the head. Stab his friend. Spin around, roll off. Punch a face. Start out in slow motion first, then use your speed hack. Grab a sword, use it to deflect. Stab him in the back. Get down just in time, and slap him in the face. Friendly Fire's on, apparently. Why unsheath your blade? Make 'em use their own. Time out, lemme get my Weap's... IN SLOW-MO. I am the first X-Man. That joke's ahead of our time, but you still gonna die! Who the hell is that guy? The second X-Man. Don't watch him walk away, or you'll lose a hidden blade and get surrounded. OOWHITE ...
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LITERAL Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Trailer Parody HDiTunes! bit.ly TWEET!! tinyurl.com CAREFUL, HARRY shirts - bit.ly Harry Potter. Literally. SUBSCRIBE!!! bit.ly TOBUSCUS SHIRTS! - bit.ly Lyrics: Introductory helicopter nature shot. Bad guy at a safe distance Second helicopter introductory nature shot bad guy at an uncomfortably close distance (turn) Careful Harry, he doesn't have a nose. Harry needs some sleep. And he needs a nose. And he needs some sleep. And some new glasses. And he needs a manicure. Don't sleep yet Harry, he's gonna kill you LOOK OUT! Spell, dodge, too many passengers, dramatic turn, how does that hold him up? First time he touched a girl Pan up pointy roof Leaf bed look right This movie is extremely important Force field dissolves Dramatically raise hand That train is screwed Slowly look left This movie is the most important movie you will ever see Back up in a library Raise your hand and a wand Dragon's pissed, Weasley's scared Of a bunch of bad guys but he acts brave while he runs. You've gotta buy 2 tickets Masked guy on a broom swerve Run throw exploding Running closer shot cast a spell DUCK be careful with that stick too late. Ok, time out. Oh thank god ok. Catchin my breath. He's grabbin his face, whatever. Ok go! Dragon take off People running Downhill people running Flex Part 1 November walking Chase that fire you wizards flying horse lizard look out harry Too late got him, help him Ron. PART 2 July 2 BURNING People Running backwards Screaming wave-hand upskirt Windy Kissing Snape cast spell ...
Duration:2.55 min.
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Take On Me: Literal Video VersionThis video is the ORIGINAL and FIRST "literal video" that started the meme! Watch the other official "literal" videos here: www.dustfilms.com Ever wish songs just sang what was happening in the music video? Well now they do. NOTE: This video was disabled from Dec. 30, 2008 to Aug 27 2009. (During that time the unofficial version which was not disabled for some reason got 1656633 views) Lyrics/singing: Dustin McLean Voices: Jason Nash, Josh Faure-Brac, Priscilla McLean Concept: Jonah Ray, Steven Olson, Dustin McLean Official "Pipe Wrench Fight" apparel: www.cafepress.com
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You're Beautiful (Literal Video Version)Ever wish songs actually sang about what was happening in the music video? Well now they do! Lyrics and Vocals by Simeon Bisas Thanks to Dusto McNeato for the brilliant idea! Sorry about the crappy mic quality :P
Duration:3.20 min.
User rating: 4.4158964

LITERAL Skyrim TrailerGET THE MP3! - bit.ly POSTERS! - dft.ba Oliveology! - www.facebook.com Click to Tweet! - tinyurl.com Fans! facebook.com TobyGames! bit.ly Shirts! bit.ly Twitter! bit.ly Literal Skyrim Trailer Music remade by Brennan Anderson brennananderson.com LYRICS: Bethesda Game Studios...
Duration:4.15 min.
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LITERAL Halo Reach: TrailerGet the MP3!! bit.ly TWEET!! tinyurl.com BLOOD VIOLENCE SHIRTS! bit.ly PreOrder Reach! - amzn.to That should give you a $20 game credit. SUBSCRIBE!!! bit.ly Halo Reach. Literally. By Toby Turner. Toby Links: TOBUSCUS SHIRTS! - bit.ly Twitter: www.twitter.com Facebook Fan: www.facebook.com Blog: www.tobyturner.com Check out my weekly gaming show Mondays on LikeTotallyAwesome! http LYRICS: Blood violence. Space zoom fade, This September. Dodge the space-pebbles, nicely done. The Battle Begins. Exit a warthog, Scene from Avatar Side-shot helicopters Peek at the bad guys That girl has a robot arm Everybody stares at it, awkward. Snipe at night-time, Go to battle, front shot suspense Turn gun forward, Why wasn't it already turned forward Now you're dead, jump. Catch him pull him up, City's burning thanks to guys with pincer-mouths. You need a bigger gun. Hey there, what's in your hand? DOG TAGS! What's in his? BLUE LIGHT! Airplane take off going to space to help these guys fighting these guys GOT ONE, dodge the lightning plasma But keep shooting, the most anticipa... Halo Reach. Global Warming is the least of their worries. Halo Reach Battle Begins Trailer [HD] Developer: Bungie Release: 9/14/2010 Genre: Shooter Platform: X360 Publisher: Microsoft Game Studios Website: www.bungie.net Developed exclusively for Xbox 360 by acclaimed studio Bungie, "Halo: Reach" drops players back into the iconic universe they love so they can experience the birth of the "Halo" legend. During the ...
Duration:2.20 min.
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LITERAL Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides TraileriTunes: bit.ly Daily Vlogs: youtube.com Game Commentary: youtube.com POSTERS! - dft.ba Click to Tweet! - tinyurl.com Fans! facebook.com Shirts! bit.ly Twitter! bit.ly LITERAL Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Trailer LYRICS: Pan cross ocean. Zoom into a mountain....
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LITERAL BioShock Infinite TrailerTweet! tinyurl.com Get this on iTunes!! bit.ly Everything else on iTunes - bit.ly LITERAL SHIRTS! bit.ly (Most literally, the 'I am wearing a shirt.' shirt. You're welcome!) Subscribe for weekly Tobuscus! bit.ly Subscribe for daily TobyVlogs! bit.ly PreOrder Reach! - amzn.to That should give you a $20 game credit. SUBSCRIBE!!! bit.ly BioShock Infinite. Literally. By Toby Turner. Toby Links: TOBUSCUS SHIRTS! - bit.ly Twitter: www.twitter.com Facebook Fan: www.facebook.com Blog: www.tobyturner.com LYRICS
Duration:2.65 min.
User rating: 4.9238243

LITERAL Tron Legacy Trailer ParodyTron Legacy. Literally. TWEET!! tinyurl.com SUBSCRIBE!!! bit.ly TOBUSCUS SHIRTS! - bit.ly Tron Legacy Literal Trailer LYRICS (written out by cezrulez) cezrulez Heres the lyricks for tron! Heres the lyricks for tron! Motorcycle, switch lanes, reckless. Swerve right, jump, don't miss your exit! Driving uphill, pan up quickly. Panning down, you have arrived at Flynn's Rear-view mirror, focus. Enter, turn on flashlight. SWITCHBOX! Flip it, games all turn on. Top-view walking, tilt up pan down. Ignore the other arcade games. Towards the only one that matters, TRON. Blue light, look at a quarter. Insert quarter, gets rejected. Pick it up, don't waste your quarter. Look at the arcade game, touch it. Tron rotating, cut. Shhhhh..... Wipe the dust off of a touchscreen. Oh @*#$, turn around, something's rising. Lens lights up, light grows to blinding, cut. Megatron gateway floating downwards. People look small, LIGHTNING, fade out. Laser-tag, wait, that's a spaceship. Looking down, things are rotating. Light-cycle speeds past, going to a building. Fade to a hot chick on a bench, look left. Tiny hand-held stargate, rack-focus. Elevating bad guys, wide shot bad guys. Step on the light floor, throw, deflect it. Blonde chick bounces, creepy guitar. Light car peels out, frisbee jetpack zoom. Walking, walking, walking, walking, cut. JEFF BRIDGES! Chunks of light come outta nowhere, Spin randomly, then they spell... Tron. Legacy. Eee, eee, eee. Fan Pics - fanstuff(@)tobyturner.com TOBY ...
Duration:2.27 min.
User rating: 4.9282446