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yeah well this is a joke, and a bloody hallarious one at that. but for those of you who are weirdly enough taking it as a legitimate thing, SASR - both Australia and New Zealand have one and they often work together, their small defence force, their army and navy are pretty crack for a small force, we are brothers, and according to the origanal plan for australia, New Zealand would be a state of Aus, (though Western Australia would be a different Country) of course that changed
no their from an Aussie Show called the Gruen Transfer, there is a segment called the pitch where two advertising companies have to try and sell really wacky far out ideas, funny as, this is an example
its a joke, from the gruen transfer, their objective is to try and sell the absolute unsellable, for instance, Australia should Invade New Zealand, Selling Cane Toads as Pets, Drinking your own pee, Why Forieghers shouldnt visit australia but New Zealand instead, things that no one in their right mind would try to advertise, but they do it for comedy and they do it well
@Aussiepsycho1 I will fight for them
ok this is mean and stupid
maori's dont count for shit when we can just carpet bomb the entire area from the sky besides they are not really maori's warriors anymore cause most of them live like white people now untribal and modern. i dont mean to be a troll but think more realistically
any kiwi person who takes offense to this needs a surgically implanted sense of humour. there is no bloody way we would invade new zealand we are economic and military allies it would screw up BOTH countries completely
as if anyone could take on a new zealand. they're like a warrior nation!
all them maori, and they grow uruk hai out of the frikkin ground haha
89% maori, we dont need no army.
respect brother, respect!!!!
I asked a Kiwi what was the capital of NZ and he answered "About $10.50". Actually NZs capital was named after their formal footwear ... the gum boot ...or "Wellington".
Kiwis actually only come for the money. Otherwise the general consensus is its shite mate. P.S we have some of the most highly trained and lethal special forces in the world so well done.
ha ha ha im a kiwi but that was funny as and yes our military does suck
ahaha wow u got a cup maybe u can sell it to pay for an army or navy haha u know if nz got invaded they would expect australia to go save them
well maybe if all you new zealanders stoped sneaking over here to the better country you might have more people
lol thats hilarious XD
NOBODY Declares war on NZ ever and noone ever will because we are kind to everyone!!!!!!!!!!
Cheers to you too, my ANZAC mate. ;-)
lol i'll give that 1 to you even i have to have a bit of a shuckle about that hehe yea good 1 aussie ;D
Unfortunately New Zealand's current defence budget only allows for sticks, stones and a crack haka squad that can mustered on 24 hours notice (weekends and public holidays excluded).
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
Albert Einstein
A Man for All Season - Robert Bolt:
MORE: "I think that when statesmen forsake their own private conscience for the sake of their public duties they lead their country by a short route to chaos. And we shall have my prayers to fall back on."
WOLSEY: "You'd like that, wouldn't you? To govern the country with prayers?"
MORE: "Yes, I should."
WOLSEY: "I'd like to be there when you try."
Do i hear the bitching and the moaning of a distraught australian. look here all jokes aside we don't need an air force we don't even really need an army or a navy and do you want to know why? because GOD will DEFEND NEW ZEALAND
That's funny, because even if John Key wore greasepaint he couldn't have been a bigger clown as when he appeared on Letterman and had a bucket of shit poured on him and NZ.
Still, now that the gloss from the Lord of the Rings has faded I guess your desperate to get anyone come visit the quaint little hobbits of the Shire.
Despite all the constant chest thumping by NZ, no-one in Australia gives a fuck about rugby. NZ only excels in it because of your many big lunkheaded cannibals.
New Zealand has got a functioning economy.(Along with the Bledisloe cup) The only thing you should be worried about is when Mc Donalds wants its clown back.The 1 you'se use as a prime minister.