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Lame!
atheists are the work of darkness you know the devil...
Is he related to Santa?
@MisterMistmoore
"People who are secure with their beliefs don't need to make fun of other beliefs"
If you're secure in a be(lie)f, something's wrong with U LOL!!
Secondly, if it's secure, it ceases being a belief and becomes a FACT.
But given that U can't PROVE any of the nonsense regarding ANY of these religions, well U get the point...
You atheist are menly made up joke...
Probably your mothers?
That joke is older than dirt. Grow up, man.
Satan.
all beliefs need to be made fun of because they are not true and are completely nonsensical. If beliefs were true they would be knowledge not beliefs. Atheists have the knolwedge that gods do not exist the same way non religious people have the knowledge that all religions are frauds. Beliefs are for children and infants whose brains have not fully matured and developed yet. If you are an adult and you are still "believing" there is something very very wrong with you. lol
People who are secure with their beliefs don't need to make fun of other beliefs. Christians and Atheists are no different in their arrogance.
AHAHAHAHA smart kid!!
Look for Jesus Complex.
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At the end of the joke, I thought, "Why is no one clapping or laughing?" Then I remembered there was no live audience.
Goddamn that was perfect.
Your punchline made noodles come out of my nose :/
Atheist kitten finds your prayer cute but ultimately futile.
You got a better joke?
Don't try this joke on your religious parents, kids. They may not like it.
Do it Johnny. Kill them all.
God is a spirit, an immaterial conscious being. All things in the universe consists of matter and/or energy, so if God isn't matter, is energy by definition. Energy is the capacity to do work, is eternal, omnipresent, wasn't created and can't be destroyed, can create matter, was the only thing present before the BB, and the energy required to make the universe must had been powerful. All these match Biblical descriptions of God. He wants us to elevate our consciousness to the next level, is real
what do you get if you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? someone who lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
This is a clip from episode 505 of
"The Atheist Experience" TV show
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