1. But if they are professional writers they should have every rule to grammar nailed to make a proper format novel. The only thing I missed was background information about the author.
2. I was fine until you bitched about the ellipsis issue. Why does it matter how it was typed? At least you assume that it's an ellipses so it obviously doesn't make a difference if it was "wrong." It must tear your nerves. Simply fucking understand the text from context and quit criticizing such an ineffective mistake. Geez why do grammar nazis have to label everyone as stupid? And I'd say you were raised by your teacher because you didn't use logic, just your memory. Loser.
3. oh god i know somebody who types with .......'s all the fucking time.
4. 1:02 King has great openings, but awful endings.
5. It's kind of ironic that a youtuber with the name "the amazing racist" says God damnit and Oh my God in every video. Stop talking to yourself.
6. Does TJ have a Hitler moustache?
7. that makes it cool, not stupid. The badness comes from the fact people believe it's all true
8. Even if you hate it, you still read it...guess you didn't have anything to do. lol, enjoyed the vid
9. whence cometh evil bitch? BAM! favourited
10. Exactly 120,000 views at the time I posted this comment.
11. Sorry, sarcasms hard to spot on teh interwebs.
12. It can be correctly written like . . . this, or it can also be like ... this. HOWEVER, it is erroneous to write it like... this or...this.
13. I was joking as well. Actually. Guess it was a bad joke :)
14. Hes joking. Notice he typed it in the books fail punctuation. :/
15. dot space dot space dot sace?... never saw that in a book before oO well maybe because i dont read english stuff...
16. -_- We yanks are very angry people.
17. TJ is never calm. It just isn't in his nature. :P
18. Dude---Calmn doun...
19. ","
20. the main character sucks so bad, his super hot kawaii desu wife bails him out every page. like they're trapped in some camp as slaves, and he takes a nap and wakes up to find his dainty wife has scouted the entire camp, raided food weapons and clothing. all of this happens in the span of about 5 sentences.
21. It really isn't, at times it was creepy. The author had an obsession with sex that boarded insanity. At one point, this super model super genius asian girl who is like 16, under goes surgery and mental rehab to make herself think she was one of the male prisoners to escape, and it goes on this long rant about how she "would rather bed this body than be trapped in it!" a native american from the future rescues a tongueless woman, then makes out with her because "she had to become his wife".
22. it actually sounds interesting.
23. Energies must be released daily. (translation) You have to masturebate everyday. EVERYDAY >:(
24. I actually know of a "novel" even more asinine than this. It involves indians, aliens, and lots of drugs, mental rehabilitation (subtle S&M I'd imagine) and tons of sex. Literally, the main character fucks and marries a new woman within pages... there's an orgy.. it was a sci-fi book written in 1980 something, but I don't wanna spoil the fuckfest too much. I'm going to look it up and post it tomorrow. It truly is the most horrible book ever published.
25. i did some research, turns out you can solve your camera problem if you shove it up your ass for 10 minutes.

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