1. @adflwf Your ignorance amazes me..
2. @TheCarlosis The term "Bullpup" does not refer to any firearm in particular, it refers to those firearms that are configured in a way where all the action happens behind the trigger (eg. weapons like the Famas or TAR-21). Also New Zealand uses the same weapon that the ADF uses - the F88 Austeyr.
3. I like those titties.
4. haha do it!!!!
5. @adflwf o no, not a 15 year old... hahaha, mate u wnt to hit nz thts a joke u cant even hit puberty, so stop making a fuss nz and aussie are brothers in arms,by the way the nzsas makes up for its low numbers by arming individual soliders with better equipment, the standard primary wepon for us is the steyr AUG or for idiots like urself who know nothing about armed forces in real life, the bulpup, nzsas are one of the best equiped forces in the world. no offense to aussie awesome place
6. @adflwf are you fucking retarded ? go back to playing cod mother fucker.
7. btw can the aussies stand the cold?
8. @Aussiepsycho1 Well said Aussie. Great that we've got each others backs. If I'm in a fight I want an Aussie on my side.
9. little boy you haven't seen our Maori's in action kick your 15 year old ass this video is funny
10. all you australian cunts are shit skinned nigger wog fucks. atleast the clouds here keep my skin white. fuck all of you nigger fucker cunts
11. @adflwf Settle down............ Compare population differences for a start,then compare the amount of revenue each government earns PA and thats the reason why NZ has a defence force the size it is. Theres no need to go off like a nutcase geeeze its JUST A JOKE
12. @adflwf yup you do have issus lil boi hahaha fuck upau
13. @rotalunatik fuck upu pedophile cunt looking for 16 yr olds to hook
14. @adflwf it looks like u have issus little boi haha
15. oy fuck up, no one in australia has ever heard of the NZSAS and im 15 so dont call me 12, anyway we have 53 ships n our navy, u have like 6, we have 257 aircraft in our airforce u have just under 50, we have 45 000 soldiers and 60 M1 Abrams tanks,u have almost 6500 soldiers and no tanks, so fuck up we would deck you in a war and any other Oceanic neighbour like fiji, tonga, samoa and pupau new guinea that comes to help so fuck up before we rock up.
16. You Aussies can be bastards! But still, You will NEVER beat us in rugby! Australian Rugby: 100% Exciting 100% Serious 0% Force 0% Defence 100% Victory 100% World Cup winners
17. @Aussiepsycho1true true...i guess we do have a lot of sheep
18. @SuperJukebox1 dude, you're taking this a bit too seriously, its a joke, Aussies love kiwis. In australia if you like someone as a friend, you take the piss out of them. Thats what this is....and I wouldnt be counting on American to help NZ you anti-ANZUS bastards.
19. im a kiwi and i love ths ad..
20. 12 year old call of duty addicted kids are taking this waaaaaaaaaaaay to seriously
21. you try an invade new Zealand every other country's army will destroy australia...and oh wait well just have to send in our nzsas to destroy you sasr...
22. @warp65 I guess we all should be more circumspect when dealing with such a tragedy. Good luck with the earthquake recovery. I don't mind admitting I teared up a few times watching Kiwis on the news discussing the loss of their loved ones, homes and businesses.
23. @PresidentZod well lets leave it at that then before it turns into another you tube tit for tat. I'm sure your an upstanding Proud Aussie as I am a kiwi and maybe our humour Didn't quite click with each other . Cheers
24. @warp65 Nearly fifty Australians died and tens of thousands of people lost their homes, posessions and livelihoods in a national tragedy you were refering to with a "little ribbing". I was just doing a "little ribbing" back across the Tasman. Maybe YOU'RE the one who has lost their sense of humour?

Invade New Zealand

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Firstly, to all my Kiwi friends ... this is just a joke and I feel a strong ANZAC spirit and love your country. This video shows two sample joke ads that try to convince Australian citizens that an invasion of New Zealand would be a good idea. As shown on Gruen Transfer in "The Pitch" Segment. Please bear in mind we have a love/hate relationship with our neighbours (similar to USA and Canadian relations I guess). We show hostility on the sporting field but share a common history shouldering side by side in many arms conflicts (not so much recently) ANZAC= Australian & New Zealand Army Corps
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