1. Indeed. He is an excellent example of an ill-mannered and culturally insensitive hypocrite.
2. Lmao.
3. the beat iss the same as obama ass kickin
4. Well, we all know what is poppycock and what isn't.
5. The Closest were gonna get is Songify the News...i'll take it. i guess
6. Damn Nigel Farage sounds like a dick!
7. This song is oddly dramatic.
8. Bring back the Auto-Tune the News!!!!!
9. muhahahahahaha on behalf of britain
10. why's everyone arguing about belgium? the funniest part is the massa massage rap, screw the rest of it
11. i don't, he was a crazy fuck.
12. Oh so was I, it's still bad mannered what he said in such an arena, to anyone, but I don't know enough about van rompuy to really comment, but saying that Belguim is a non country is a pretty disgraceful thing to do
13. i wasnt talking about van rompuy. everybody in Belgium agrees he's a dick. I'm talking about the fact that they called us a non country.
14. They guy is a disgrace, leader of some no party in the UK, no one gives MEP's the time of day in thier actual countries, he said at some point that he was going to bring manners back into UK politics, obviously he needs to worry about himself first.
15. Joel madden that dudes still alive? never would have guested.
16. fuck you -.- i'm from belgium
17. "How Can he read if he's DEAAAAAAAAAAD????" 1:01
18. Love it - 0:40 Playing a guitar as a violin ftw
19. Belgium, a non country; oh god I laughed.
20. Ironic that Glenn Beck is talking about an avalanche of lies.
21. 0:37-0:45 HOW I feel about 4kids
22. 1:50 OMG
23. I'm betting this would outsell Justin Beiber's new album
24. my favorite part is when he goes ........which part
25. These guys are lyrical geniuses.

Auto-Tune the News #11: Pure Poppycock. (ft. Joel Madden)

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Broadcasters become stars and stars become broadcasters as an ominous hip-hop sample infuses the news of the day. Joel Madden guests as a fictional CBS correspondent. UPDATE: any resemblance the intentional performers may bear to media personalities living or dead is purely coincidental. Find Joel Madden online: http://www.goodcharlotte.com http://www.twitter.com/JoelMadden Mike Penny shreds the shamisen. His YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/mikepenny01 Need more auto-tuned news in your life? Subscribe! Or find us elsewhere: http://www.thegregorybrothers.com http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://www.twitter.com/autotunethenews Lyrics available in the closed captions (turn the on at the bottom-right-hand corner of the youtube player)! and here: NF: You have the charisma of a damp rag! Gorilla: Damp rag! NF: You have the appearance of a bank clerk! Gorilla: Bank Clerk! NF: Who are you? I'd never heard of you! Gorilla: Eat my poo! NF: Nobody in Europe had ever heard of you! But I have no doubt that it's your intention To be the quiet assassin of European democracy. Perhaps that's because you come from Belgium Which of course, is pretty much a non-country. We don't know you, we don't want you! The sooner you're put out to grass, the better! We don't like you, we don't want you! Gorilla: Our logic and reason have proved you wrong! Bølverk: Go back to Douchebagistan where you belong! Gorilla: Don't make me have to start World War III ! Bølverk: Bring it on, these guns are WMD! NG: We don't know you, we don't want you! We don't like you, we don't want you! KC: Last month, comedian Bill Cosby was surprised to read that he died. JM: How can he read if he's dead? KC: Chief Justice John Roberts was the last to know he resigned. JM: Maybe he should check his head! KC:All of those stories, of course are pure poppycock that proliferated online. JM: I do it all the time, makin up s--- is so sublime. KC: But that of course is little solace for the reader who simply wants to surf the web without getting pulled under by a riptide of lies. JM: You can't protect the web from a--holes like me, shorty! KC: Truth can rip through cyberspace as quickly as lies Bloggers gnaw at new information like piranhas in a pool JM: Don't play me for a fool you know as well as I, we're both getting owned by the Both: Rip, riptide of lies pulled under by a rip, riptide of lies Pure poppycock! I want to surf, surf the web without getting pulled under by a rip, riptide of lies! GB: You hit on a guy at a wedding. EM: I I So GB: Explain that one first. EM: Okay, so we're at a wedding, New Year's Eve, everyone had too much to drink. There were 300 people there, I went with a bridesmaid, danced with her, I grabbed a bachelor. Now they're sayin I groped a male staffer! Yeah, I did! - Um. - Yeah, yeah, yeah! Staffers: A manly back-rub. Just a back rub! EM: We all live together, all the bachelors and me. Staffers: Naked in the tub! EM:You can take anything out of context! Staffers:Huggin! EM: You can take anything out of context! Staffers: Scrubbin! EM: You can take anything out of context! Staffers: Rubbin and humpin! EM: Yeah! Staffers: Ticklin and jumpin! EM: Yeah, yeah! I tickled him till he couldn't breathe, then four guys jumped on me. It's my fiftieth birthday. GB: Whether you're telling the truth or not, An avalanche is coming your way. An avalanche of lies, SG: pulled under by an avalanche of lies! KC/JM: Pure poppycock! GB: Whether you're telling the truth or not, SG: you're guaranteed to get caught Both: in an avalanche of lies! Staffer: Massa staffers! Droppin a St. Bernard of truth But we already drank the brandy My boss tickles me like a true G, He straddles me so masculine No stoppin' when i'm askin' him When he cootchie-coo my armpits, i'm a goner Tryna pretend that i don't notice his boner! Tryna distract him with headlines from China He just drop his drawers and pull out his vagina! -------- Staffers: Whenever you hear the boss swaggerin down the hall, you know he gonna drop a double cup on your tennis balls! You have to be a soldier, a real man, to soothe a male staffer with the stroke from a tender hand! Ain't nothin wrong with a Massa massage when you're in a chronic platonic quintuple menage! The entourage gripped in a bear hug that they can't escape Tryna pretend they don't notice when he ejacu- -
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