1. @kiwilogaNZ Videos don't really make anyone anything, I didn't think
2. I know you say your kiwi but this video doesn't make you kiwi yes I like some of it but you don't seem so proud to be kiwi?
3. @tyler123ization fuck U farmer , we dont give a fuck . White people used to take maoris land then say we Azn take "Ur"land? they also fucked red Indian's land then say "U blks come back to Africa"? Some fuking white never make sense. U started the fight all the time. burn in hell.
4. @JMCrepZ JMCrepZ is just a typical fuking stereotypical racism, fuk him .
5. hahah this is brilliant "get out there and shag some sheep" hahahaha <3 your shirt
6. MUST READ FUNNY i was sitting in a cafe haveing me some fish and chips and theres this asian across from me eating raw fish RAW FUKING FISH he cald it shushi or sumfink i was stareing thinking WTF!?!?!? when hes like what the fuck you stareing at .so i said well sorry if ya dont like me looking where a fucking blind fold here take my shoe lase. hes like see that building there i own it that car i own it so i said well theres one thing ull never have a big thick New Zealand cock hahahahaha
7. fuk you u slit eye gook im from new zealand and im sooo offended about a asian poisting a vid teaching kiwi and we dont say fish and chips bro its just (PERSON 1 chips bro,... PERSON 2 fuk yea i got the munchies hard,... PERSON 1 got any money bro?) and then they both just sit outside new world asking everyone who passes for a doller
8. @JMCrepZ wow, lighten up! Better than a lot of stand up this month...especially love the 'oh...world hunger bro' haha.
9. Churrrr bro, excellent NZ accent
10. I enjoyed watching this... I'm from NZ and thought this was really funny. its definatly NZ humour I love it! (next Billy T. maybe?) :D
11. That is so mean and stereotypical... I mean, I know, or atleast I think, you're joking, but do not make it sound like you're INFORMING someone about "how exactly every single kiwi most definitely has to sound"...
12. @JMCrepZ How perceptive of you! This video IS a joke! Learn to take one!
13. bahahha fail u fucked up asian. hahah im suprised that there wasnt any whale in the scene when u were in the kitchen....bahahhaha fail dude. stupid nerd hahahaha
14. What a f*cking jerk!! we don't even speak like that!!!
15. hahaha....im a Kiwi born and breed!! I found this video to be 'sweet as' 'bro'!! I don't think that anyone should be offended. Get over it man or else he might make another vid on how us Kiwi's can't take a joke!
16. Haha, that's the shirt with pi and i -Get real -Be rational
17. This video is a joke! you look like some fucking lonely life nerd. FAIL
18. like the vid and i am a kiwi but one we can sound enthusiastic and 2 we dont say bro on the end of evrything
19. chino pavo
20. @6822ify do we have a low accent?? i know we speak pretty low and lazily and thats because we dont talk from our diaphram bt we talk from our noses instead, i know this because ive been too radio voice trainning and we were taughnt to talk out from our diaphrams and not our noses soo thats what i do at work i speak fro my diaphram but when i go home its straight rom the nose again LOL
21. y dont you go shag your mum BRO!
22. As a kiwi myself, I thought this was funny! For the people with the negative comments, please don't take it to heart!!
23. TO MANY BROS, BRAIN DAMAGE!! Loved the bit where you said "GO shag a sheep!"
24. Lol being a Kiwi myself i think he actually does a pretty good job with the accent.
25. why do we have such a low accent?

New Zealand Accent Tutorial

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READ THIS BEFORE YOU COMMENT: I am from New Zealand, and I realise that only a small proportion of New Zealanders actually speak like this. This video is meant to be funny. Lighten up, eh? Ever wanted to speak in a New Zealand accent? Well, this sweet video will teach you everything you need to know. Check out Kimberly Guido at http://www.youtube.com/kimberlyguido
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