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@TheHawka24 Only the ones on the benefit are.
@TheMitchellWhite obviously have not travelled australia, waterholes in this state are fully safe and fully drinkable!
@PresidentZod thats why thousands of new zealanders are flocking to eastern australia in huge numbers.
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@PresidentZod uhuh, and...? All I see is a group of pathetic lowlives with fuck-all to do but bitch and whine like pathetic little useless dickheads (which you are) Go do something useful to society
@PresidentZod @MarshallApplewhite @TheMitchellWhite Shut. The. Fuck. Up. You all look like a bunch of utter fuckwits to the YouTube community, and you are.
@MarshallApplewhite You somehow failed to reply to my last comment. What happened to Mr. "I Can Give It Straight Back To Ya"? Hypocrisy, stupidity and cowardice are not a very admirable combination. The real Marshall Applewhite was a dickless wonder just like you too.
@MarshallApplewhite "Have a nice swim in Queensland" + "You are a real cunt for joking about earthquakes in New Zealand" = HYPOCRISY ----------- "I know how to use grammar" + "Next time their [sic] is a drought over there. [sic] Flick [sic] me another reply and I will send u [sic] my water gun [sic]" = STUPIDITY
@PresidentZod You are a real cunt for joking about earthquakes in New Zealand when it is still a major. I hope your family dies in a natural disaster so I can give it straight back to ya
@MarshallApplewhite And when thousands of Australians flee their homeland every month for a better life in New Zealand, Australian newspapers editorialise incessantly about the brain drain, Australian politicans promise daily they'll close the wages gap with New Zealand, Australian cities devastated by earthquakes are roped off to silently rust instead of being inundated by developers desperate to aquire valuable land, then you "flick me a reply". I think I'll be waiting a very, very long time.
@PresidentZod The point is..... New Zealand is getting better... Australia is getting shitter.... Next time their is a drought over there. Flick me another reply and I will send u my water gun
@MarshallApplewhite So In thirty years time a dessicated Australia overrun with rampaging snakes and spiders will look on jealously as New Zealand - the new Saudi Arabia of the Pacific - imports gold-plated Bentleys by the shipload? That's your "comeback"? "We're gonna strike oil - and in the meantime the snakes are gonna getcha!" Ha ha ha ho ho ho he he he. Obviously Peter Jackson is NOT the most creative little hobbit to come waddling on his little hairy feet from the quaint little Shire.
@TheMitchellWhite Yeah, warmer conditions and less land mass.
@PresidentZod New Zealand is and will always be A LOT safer than Australia regardless of how many earthquakes happen here. Global warming is going to absolutely rape Australia whilst benefiting New Zealand with warmer conditions. Australia is also full of the worlds most dangerous animals. You can't even find a water hole in Australia that it is safe. These dangerous creatures are expanding in numbers literally THOUSANDS of times faster than the human population. Yet you laugh at us for sheep
@PresidentZod I know how to use grammar. The fact that you attempt to insult me based on 'internet lanuage' shows how weak your points really are. New Zealand's economy is actually growing A LOT faster than Australia's right now. New Zealand has recently discovered TRILLIONS of dollars worth of oil right around it's coast. Once this oil is harvested it will potentially make New Zealand one of the richest nations on the planet!
@MarshallApplewhite "Please point out my grammar mistakes." OK. "New Zealand and Australia are 2000 km's [sic] apart" "We have are [sic] better international reputation." "I would prefer to call in [sic] sand paper than grass" Australia's dominance over tiny NZ was shown when John Key flew to Canberra to kowtow at Gillard's feet within a week of her becoming PM. NZ's banana republic economy is dead. Large parts of Christchurch have been roped off to effectively be abandoned for decades.
@PresidentZod Please point out my grammar mistakes.
@MarshallApplewhite "Justin Bieber"?!? Jesus H. Christ. I could tell by your grammar that you were pretty dumb even for a Kiwi, but nigger, please. Warfare, despotism AND GARDENING. Triumph of the Will, Jud Süss, The Player AND DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR. Sun Tzu, Machiavelli, Adolf Hitler AND STEPHENIE MEYER. Wagner AND JUSTIN BIEBER. Think about it, dipshit. How could you be so fucking retarded? Did a television station fall on your head or something?
@PresidentZod lol go back to listening to justin bieber u little faggot
@PresidentZod U know that many australians died in the NZ earthquakes? HAHAHA
@TheMarshallApplewhite "Have a nice swim in Queensland" Watch out, fuckhead. If you keep up the comments like that then you might make Australians angry. If Australia gets angry with tiny little NZ then you'll feel the very ground itself rumble and the walls shake. Oh, wait....
@TheMitchellWhite Sorry if i offended you, that was not my intent. Once again, i must be apologetic regarding my knowledge of the relationship between Canada and the USA. I do not have a good understanding of these two random countrys you have quizzed me on, but i dont think you are after knowledge either. I understand that Canada is part of the Commonwealth, but the USA is not, so i couldnt imagine that they are anything like Australia and New Zealand. Did that help?
@kaderoder Ok so the US is just a part of Canada?

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