1. And, of course, we have "Mornley Stannit!"...
2. I actually find myself saying 'bill hooks' instead of 'bollocks' on occasion.
3. You don't find it funny, then that's your opinion. The rest of us do think it's funny, so does the audience.
4. Same here. I haven't watched German television since studying in the UK and discovering all those brilliant comedians.
5. It's only funny if you can actually understand what they say, and its not that easy...
6. It certainly is the best. After discovering British comedy on YouTube, I just stopped watching TV (here in America), there's nothing that compares except a few cartoons.
7. I thought he would have said "Pillocks"
8. British comedy is still the best around.. even if it has changed. We have the best stand up comics and brilliant sketches.
9. I wish British comedy was still like this today
10. Bollocks.
11. Priceless. 
12. To a comment down below, those people laughing have been afflicted with senses of humour.It's a peculiar handicap we usually develop in childhood but with certain repressive therapy some may recover.
13. This ain't that funny, so why is everyone laughing?
14. Had to look this up after Would I Lie To You. British panel shows are making me learn about classic British comedy!
15. your avin me on aren"t you,your avin me on,eh?....no im not..i"ll never stop laughing at that.
16. This, along with MP's Parrot sketch, are the two best scenes produced, ever; by any media.
17. This is so funny, one of the best but you get customers like him in real life:}:}
18. Tins of Peas.
19. what is wrong with that guy pumps, plugs,A CAN OF PEAS, that is so a random list
20. PS. Big up for favoring the "diggy diggy hole" song. simon and lewis are friggin' awesome
21. lol. now i get it :) this is a great sketch. and the big knockers ending would have made it perfect
22. tips are another word for nipples and he thought he meant he has sore tips so he offered him ointment. hope i helped XD
23. the only one i didn't get was "saw tips". what did he think he meant?
24. Timeless classic! Absolute genius!
25. Ronnie Barker later said he wasn't entirely happy with it, he apparently later claimed to have a better ending, where instead of the man coming from the back, a woman came out, looked at the list and said "right sir, what sort of knockers are you looking for?"

"Four Candles"

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The Two Ronnies the "Four Candles" sketch brill a must.........watch it.
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