1. p.s. thats why paul henry got sacked coz hes an idiot with no respect he aint kiwi
2. paul henry yah wank piss off to aussie
3. Paul is a pretentious prick by the looks of things.
4. John Key supports illegal shell companies!
5. yeah nah bro
6. wow as an immigrant to NZ Irecognize most ! untold .... such a classic
7. haha at the end 'chea chea bro'
8. lol yep
9. get used to -WANKING TO ZUMBA INFOMERCIALS_
10. lol there wasn't any mother jokes in that last reply idiot, your "IQ of 129" obviously didn't help while reading my comment just now. as for the drugs, I smoke weed, i'm also quite the big fan of extacy but im not stupid enough to let it get out of control. "a web cam to prove im happy right now"? did you go to the store and buy a web cam so people would think you were happy? do only happy people own webcams? you've obviously got nothing more than gay kiwifruit jokes left lol fag
11. And btw, if you are hinting at my loneliness, i got a web cam to prove im pretty happy at the moment, and that my ytube profile is very old, like your jokes. You sound like you never get pussy, go microwave a bagel and fuck it you little queer kiwifuit. get used to -AUSSIE PRIDE-
12. Lol mother jokes again. You should go back to helping your dumb cunt kiwi friend to sell his little shitty book of useless slang. You KNOW nothing. Your favorite drummers and musicians took drugs dickwad, except some of them are still doing drugs. 90/100 people have tried or smoked weed, maybe you have a warped perspective about intelligence. I didn't go to university no, but my IQ is 129, high enough to understand things,so go ahead and post a retaliation to clear your shame.
13. you tell me my education is kindergarten level, its not about what my education consists of its about the fact that i have it dumbshit. the fact that you had to quit drugs in the first place still makes you a fuck up buddy, and the fact that your mum raised you to be who you are makes the statement more effective. and maybe if you took sculpture you could sculpt yourself a vagina to play with just so you know what its like not be gay. have a fun time beating off to loneliness lol
14. Lol You tell me all these certificates and diplomas you have (Wow sculpture! Wow man wish i was you...) Yet your response is equal to that of a 5 year old. Mummy jokes? Wow you sound like a regular Einstein! Go read that shitty kiwi book while that friend who thumbed you up in the comments blows your small kiwi piwi pea shooter. Also nice try, ive quit drugs, also i got the balls to admit it, little drummerboy puss.
15. im a NZer and on the whole, kiwis do have some pretty inbred characteristics compared to other countries
16. @danielkirk1 * I read your comment and the fact that your an inbred all at once * I sent you that message from work *iv actually got level 3 English, maths, social studies, history and sculpture certs and a diploma. so maybe you should * Use your knowledge of ball sucking to earn you enough money to finally pay for that girlfriend you so desperately long for (maybe you could buy some friends aswell?) * ask your mum why she raised you to be a drug addicted fuck up lol (genetic mess much?)
17. Listen dude. I won't resort to retaliating by mocking where you are from. But all i know is you should first: *Learn to read *Then read the newspaper for a job *finally get one *If you can handle it, get an education past kindergarten you sad genetic mess. Suck my balls.
18. you wouldn't buy it 'coz your a fuckin australian dipshit. inbred from criminals in your gay criminally inbred country
19. He got the sayings from real kiwis. Therefore it's a true account on our slang. It's not meant to be educational, but a piss-take on our accent. You are obviously not a kiwi if you don't get that.
20. Hot Shit?
21. wanganui famous as!!!
22. Oi, don't diss. It's called Kiwi humor, you wouldn't understand it in the US. In New Zealand we're lighthearted and understand what a joke is.. A JOKE. Get over yourself, and please learn English before you learn 'dah' KiwiSpeak, I'm sick off illiterate America jerks coming over here and thinking they're Kiwi.
23. PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
24. churr bro this is Aiiiiiiite!

Breakfast: Kiwi speak

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Paul talks to Justin Brown, radio dj and author of the book Kiwi Speak Justin gives us a few of his favourite Kiwi sayings. For more on Breakfast head to www.tvnz.co.nz Keyword: Breakfast
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