1. Even though you stole my cake and raped me.
2. Too bad I'm not. Who the hell eats cake with spoons? Obviously not the numerous people who down-rated your comment/marked it as spam (which I don't get), or the 93 people who thumbs-upped that other dude's reply.
3. I agree!
4. too bad you're wrong.
5. Too bad everyone eats cake with forks.
6. Dude, if you played the game to the end, you'll see that the cake was in fact NOT A LIE.
7. you clearly havent even played the game. On the wall it said "the cake is a lie" somewhere near a billion times
8. Eeeerrr spoiler alert. YOU ARE THE CAKE
9. You clearly haven't played Portal to the end.
10. FUCK YOU GIMMIE MAH CAKE
11. FYI The cake is a lie.
12. Cool
13. Turn down the awesomeness than.
14. Or tentacles, like real aliens.
15. hes not bad lol
16. Check him out at the Mod Club in Toronto on June 6, 2012 at 7pm. Tickets can be found online
17. AAAARGH! MY EARS HURT!
18. HA! agreed! :)
19. I like them both
20. that was a fork.
21. What are you talking about? You place it onto the ground at eat it in 6 right-clicks.
22. I am also GlaD
23. rage much? 
24. God bless you man. A spoon is a great weapon. But to use it on cake is taking a knife to a gunfight.
25. Dude, you are wasting humanity's time, with that mind, shouldn't you be building a spaceship and searching for alternate worlds for us to populate? YOU ARE A FREAKING GENIUS.

Jonathan Coulton Sings "Still Alive"

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Jonathan Coulton performs "Still Alive" while Hugh Thompson enjoys some cake. Learn more about the AT&T Tech Channel at http://techchannel.att.com
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