1. "he could get carpet burn, slow fade" translates to "interest income just are sandals season" Seems legit.
2. correction Oh shoop!
3. 0:43 best part And im afriad of heights. OH SHIT :D
4. aren't you also over reacting?...
5. "Stab him in the back" google translates it as "cinnamon" seems legit.
6. Transformers
7. ohh got it thanks lol
8. omg watching this with transcribed audio on makes it even more hillarious
9. Before Ezio went into that battle he downloaded speed hacks with his laptop
10. Ok, i'm sorry, i screwed up, i'm sorry, sheesh... You make one tiny mistake and now you seem like public enemy #1 >.>
11. ┏━━━━┓╋╋┏┓ ┃┏┓┏┓┃╋╋┃┃ ┗┛┃┃┗╋━━┫┗━┳┓┏┳━━┳━━┳┓┏┳━━┓ ╋╋┃┃╋┃┏┓┃┏┓┃┃┃┃━━┫┏━┫┃┃┃━━┫ ╋╋┃┃╋┃┗┛┃┗┛┃┗┛┣━━┃┗━┫┗┛┣━━┃ ┗┛╋┗━━┻━━┻━━┻━━┻━━┻━━┻━━
12. unless he could survive several hundred years.. NO. but seriously no, it's 2 different people.
13. isn't the bald guy from the first one????or is it a totally different dude? 
14. assassin's creed 3 hasn't come out yet brotherhood is not Assassin's creed 3 if you thinking that... it's actually Assasin's creed 2 part 2 and revelations is part 3 because they're the same character. Everytime they switch character it's a new number. Like 3 is now Connor, and is in the revolutionary war. Go watch the trailer.
15. OAWGH GOD COME ON!
16. Why unsheath your blade? Make 'em use their own. Time out, lemme get my Weap's... IN SLOW-MO. I am the first X-Man. That joke's ahead of our time, but you still gonna die! Who the hell is that guy? The second X-Man.
17. LIES!!!!!!!!!
18. Trololololol
19. DO A LITERAL FOR THE AVENGERS MOVIE!!!
20. Do Assassin's Creed 3!!!
21. love dis song
22. ce-lang mofos
23. I had a mental breakdown at the end
24. You need to do Minecraft as a Literal Toby!

LITERAL Assassin's Creed Revelations Trailer

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MP3: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/literal-assassins-creed-revelations/id445857494?i=445857525 Daily Vlogs: http://youtube.com/tobyturner Game Commentary: http://youtube.com/tobygames POSTERS! - http://dft.ba/-TobuscusPoster Fans! http://facebook.com/Tobuscus Shirts! http://bit.ly/TobyShirts Twitter! http://bit.ly/TobyTwitter Recomposed by Brennan Anderson http://brennananderson.com/ LYRICS: Stargate, Ubisoft, Sparkle. Fade in to the left hand of a sleepy man. How'd he fall asleep there? Help up the sleepy hooded man. That's what beds are for. Drag him cross the stone floor. Front shot then a shot from the ceiling. He could get carpet burned. Slow fade. Cut to white on a boat, I'm looking ahead. Holding on a rope. I am... nauseous, Now I'm alone, and walking away. And I'm afraid of heights. Oh sh**, how'd I get up here? If I fall then I would be dead. I made it down alright. I feel great... RAAHH! GOD! COME ON! Whoever shot that arrow's gonna pay. Enter Bald Guy With a Cape. Break the arrow off, you can take a bald guy. Then you see the bald guy joined by some other guys. RUN UP! In slow motion, kick a guy in the head. Stab his friend. Spin around, roll off. Punch a face. Start out in slow motion first, then use your speed hack. Grab a sword, use it to deflect. Stab him in the back. Get down just in time, and slap him in the face. Friendly Fire's on, apparently. Why unsheath your blade? Make 'em use their own. Time out, lemme get my Weap's... IN SLOW-MO. I am the first X-Man. That joke's ahead of our time, but you still gonna die! Who the hell is that guy? The second X-Man. Don't watch him walk away, or you'll lose a hidden blade and get surrounded. OOWHITE! Evil Bald Guy With a Cape. Ezio plans his escape. Boss waits patiently, Ezio shakes free All the Royal Guards pee themselves Main Boss calls them off with his right hand Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man. Cape-Clad Bald Guy Sentence Ezio To Die. Then he sees Altair from the first game. (gotta change Ezio to Altair and last to first) He used to jump off those, anyway. Under each of those there's a bale of hay. After you synchronize, Leap of Faith. Nod at the bird PEOPLE DIE, Everywhere PEOPLE DIE. Song is WOODKID - Iron LITERAL Assassin's Creed Revelations Trailer toby turner tobuscus ubisoft e3 2011 song "trailer song" "literal trailer"
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